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29 Thursday Apr 2010
29 Thursday Apr 2010
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29 Thursday Apr 2010
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29 Thursday Apr 2010
28 Wednesday Apr 2010
28 Wednesday Apr 2010
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There is no love in this life for older
women. The most you can be is Gertrude,
Hamlet’s mother. But what sort of pleasure
can you find with a melancholy prude
for a son who wants you all to himself?
While Hamlet and Claudius fought Gertrude’s
vibrator buzzed, making her the first MILF,
the first Cougar, first to catch a young dude’s
eye. And why not? Life is short and we all
drink the poison in Act 5. A good fuck
is the least we can do. The last cure-all
until the undiscovered country. Suck
you wet, Gertrude, you who’ve been another
mother to me; my friend, muse and lover.
27 Tuesday Apr 2010
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Lordy, I’m getting up in years but mama
ain’t too old to shift her gears” — Ida Cox.
27 Tuesday Apr 2010
27 Tuesday Apr 2010
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27 Tuesday Apr 2010
27 Tuesday Apr 2010
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