Brace yourself, Alice.
Australian foreplay.
27 Saturday Oct 2018
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Brace yourself, Alice.
Australian foreplay.
23 Tuesday Jan 2018
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When i make love to you
i try
with each stroke of my tongue
to say i love you
to tease i love you
to hammer i love you
to melt i love you
& your sounds drift down
oh god!
oh jesus!
and i think—
here it is, some dude’s
getting credit for what
a woman
has done,
again.
23 Tuesday Jan 2018
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Psychologists have stated that the virgin may be the only sexual pervert in our society. The virgin’s abstinence from sexual activity is an unnatural response to a basic human emotional drive.
17 Tuesday Oct 2017
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A penguin has car troubles so he drops it off at a mechanic and then goes next door to an ice cream parlor and orders a huge bowl of vanilla ice cream. Being a complete slob he gets ice cream all over his beak, making a horrible mess and then leaves. Returning to the mechanic the man says, “It looks like you blew a seal.” “No,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”
01 Wednesday Mar 2017
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Bread goes in. Toast comes out!?! No one can explain that.
06 Friday Jan 2017
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Often I lie awake at night worried that the sucker mcs do not realize that this is, indeed, the place to be.
19 Monday Dec 2016
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Often I fantasize about spam-bots and what they’re wearing when they text me.
03 Thursday Mar 2016
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Child, you got visited from the Suck Fairy.
20 Saturday Feb 2016
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It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less painful by baldness.
14 Wednesday Oct 2015
Why I don’t go out to bars much anymore (if you replace “brains” with “intoxicants” in all their myriad of forms) …
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