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denise lasalle’s “lick it before you stick it”

15 Tuesday Jan 2013

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this song is dedicated to all the men out there
who don’t seem to know how to keep their woman happy
i want y’all to take a little listen
see if you want to … try this

some men think that the height of woman’s pleasure
is when he’s kissing her on her lips
and some men think that the joy of foreplay
is caressing with his fingertips
and some men think a little titty kissing
is the answer to every women’s dream
but let me tell ya how to kiss her
if you really want to hear her scream

you’re making her feel good,
but you can make her feel better
if you treat your lady
like a stamp and a letter

lick it, before you stick it (x4)

now all you fellows
sitting there laughing
let me tell you this no stage joke
(she ain’t playin’)
if you really want to please her
just find that little man in the boat
you can tease it, gently squeeze it,
message it with your fingertips
but sorry fellas, the job ain’t over
until you take it between your lips

you’re making her feel good,
but you can make her feel better
if you treat your lady
like a stamp and a letter

lick it, before you stick it (x4)

now some men think a little titty kissing
is the answer to every women’s dream
but let me tell ya how to kiss her
if you really want to hear her scream

you’re making her feel good,
but you can make her feel better
if you treat your lady
like a stamp and a letter

lick it, before you stick it (x16)

haha, the fellas got it
now girls you can’t stick it
but you sure can lick it

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yoko kanno’s “want it all back”

14 Monday Jan 2013

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you said you wanted to see paris
so i took you to the movies
‘bon amie’ or something french like that
and then you said you were embarrassed
because i never bought you jewelry
television shopping fixed all that

funny thing
’cause i haven’t seen you lately
when i called your house
it wasn’t you who told me

i heard it all
from your dad
i used up all my money on you baby
and i want it back

i want it back
i used up all my money tryin’ to please ya
now i want it back

do you remember late last winter?
you said that you had nothin’ to wear
those fake fur pajamas looked real nice

i couldn’t take you to miami
but i took you to the ocean and we
had some blue hawaii on the beach

let me think
if i add up all you owe me
and include my time
i might make it through the summer

and i guess that
ain’t too bad
i used up all my money on you, baby
and I want it back

i want it back …
said i want it all back
gimmie my money all back
want my money all back

Want It All Back from the album Cowboy Bebop: Vitaminless
The Seatbelts and Yoko Kanno, cheers, sister.

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bull moose jackson’s “i want a bowlegged woman”

12 Saturday Jan 2013

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i want a bowlegged woman, that’s all.
i want a bowlegged woman that’s tall.
i’ll fall in love with her right from the start
because her big fat legs are so far apart.

i want a bowlegged woman, right now.
i got to find me that gal somehow.
she’s gotta be built like an ol’ bass fiddle,
big bow legs with plenty room in the middle.
gotta be on my way
to find a bowlegged woman today.

he wants a bowlegged woman, divine,
a bowlegged woman that’s fine.
she don’t have to be no glamor gal,
but she’s got to have hooves like an ol’ beer barrel.
got to be on my way to find a bowlegged woman today.

he wants a bowlegged woman, divine,
a bowlegged woman that’s fine.
she don’t have to be no glamor gal,
but she’s got to have hooves like an ol’ beer barrel.
got to be on my way to find a bowlegged woman today.

i found a bowlegged woman last night,
and man she was really alright.
she had a solid straddle, when she came into battle,
i jumped dead in the saddle, you couldn’t hear a rattle
and there was nobody there to run and tattle.

gotta be on my way to find a bowlegged woman today.
— that woman with big bowlegs.

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rosa henderson’s “he may be your dog but he’s wearing my collar”

11 Friday Jan 2013

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i’m not ashamed to say what’s in my heart
i’m not ashamed — to say what’s in my heart
because i know — the best of friends must part

you came to me — you said my dog was yours
you came to me — you said my dog was yours
i’m not ashamed — to speak my mind because

he may be your dog but he’s wearing my collar
i’m putting you right
he may be your dog but it’s me he’ll follow
when he wants good exercise

all day long — you treat him right
but you’ll find him at my house every night

he may be your dog but he’s wearing my collar
how you gonna keep him home?

i’m not ashamed to say when i am wrong
i’m not ashamed — to say when i am wrong
because i know a lie can’t stand up long.

down in my home to lie is something strange
down in my home — to lie is something strange
that’s why i mean to tell you to your face

he may be your dog but he’s wearing my collar
i’m putting you right
he may be your dog but it’s me he’ll follow
when he wants good exercise

he might eat right off your hand
but you can’t make him beg like mamma can

he may be your dog but he’s wearing my collar
how you gonna keep him home?

he’s with you each night till six
then he comes over here and does his tricks

he maybe your dog but he’s wearing my collar
how you gonna keep him home?

recorded for vocalion records (1923)

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clara smith’s “it’s tight like that”

11 Friday Jan 2013

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listen here, folks. i’m gonna sing a little song,
but you mustn’t get mad. i don’t mean no harm.
there’s an old maid named liza head
always singin’ the blues when she tumbles in bed.
oh, it’s tight like that.
oh, it’s tight like that.
hear me talkin’ to you.
i mean it’s tight like that.

i know a hotel that’s called the cumberland patch,
got a million bedbugs just to make you scratch.
the monkey woke up a quarter to three,
and he said to the flea, “quit your pickin’ on me.”
oh, it’s tight like that.
it’s tight like that.
ah, hear me talkin’ to you.
i mean it’s tight like that.

mandy lee jones does her vampin’ at night,
and she never gets home till it’s comin’ daylight.
old uncle bill came ’bout half-past ten,
put the key in the hole, but he couldn’t get in.
he says: “it’s tight like that.
what’s the matter with it gettin’ tight like that?”
oh, hear me talkin’ to you.
i mean it’s tight like that.

if you see my man tell him to hurry home.
i ain’t had no bread since he’s been gone.
i love a man slender and slim.
when he struts his stuff, well, it’s too bad, jim.
oh, it’s tight like that.
oh, it’s tight like that.
ah, hear me talkin’ to you.
i mean it’s tight like that.

oh, the little red rooster said to the hen:
“you ain’t laid a egg since i can’t tell when.”
the little red hen said to the roosta:
“you don’t come around as often as you used ta.”
now it’s tight like that. a long delay
makes it tight like that. do ya hear what i say?
hear me talkin’ to you.
i mean it’s tight like that.

lyrics and music by thomas a. dorsey and hudson whittaker (columbia Records, 1929)