01 Wednesday Mar 2017
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Marty: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
Derek: Well, uh, it’s not a very pleasant story…but, uh, he died…he choked on…the official explanation was he choked on vomit.
Nigel: It was actually…. someone else’s vomit. It’s not….There’s no real….
Derek: You know they can’t prove whose vomit it was…they don’t have the facilities at Scotland Yard….
Nigel: You can’t really dust for vomit.
01 Wednesday Mar 2017
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Bread goes in. Toast comes out!?! No one can explain that.
01 Wednesday Mar 2017
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Bloody Marys, what’s their point except as a way to get me to eat celery?
24 Friday Feb 2017
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It all breaks/ It all falls apart.
24 Friday Feb 2017
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Poking dead things with a stick.
20 Monday Feb 2017
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I have the body and soul or a woman, the mind and strength of a man and I have either too much of one or too little of the other to enable me to pair with either.
20 Monday Feb 2017
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You put the we in Wendigo.
17 Friday Feb 2017
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How with this rage shall beauty hold a plea?
17 Friday Feb 2017
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The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.
16 Thursday Feb 2017
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memories of my ghost sista 