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Melting Jesus: there were several jesus representations at the parade yesterday. the biggest one by far was this, which sprung a leak and slowly deflated as the float approached. by the time it got to where i was standing jesus was slowly flailing around on top of the truck, getting limper and limper. after a tic they got air back into the balloon and he, ahem, began to rise, to which someone nearby in the crowd yelled, “run for your life, zombie jesus is resurrecting!”